Monday, April 4, 2016

Diabolic Tutor - for Greg




The Diabolic Tutor

            Arnold was a tutor. He was no ordinary tutor, for Arnold only tutored for the Truly Diabolic. There was an extensive application process to even be considered for the ranks of the Truly Diabolic. Once a person was inducted into the ranks they started as a base novice. It took years of study and rigorous application of wits, intellect and muscle to rise through the ranks. Very few ever made it to Truly Diabolic Master.
            This is where Arnold came in. Today he was trying to teach a couple first year novices the Spell of Giant Growth. The overeager idiots had decided to pool their powers and were trying to encompass the entire forest in the spell.
            Arnold magically constructed an easy chair out of a passing small animal and sat down to wait. Slowly, as if it were reluctant to do so, the forest started to grow. It pulsed and stopped, then juddered , jumped and swelled. The spell pushed at the forest, willing it bigger. Pushing... straining... until BANG it snapped and the spell rebounded to the casters.
            Arnold leaned back and conjured up a mug of ale and a handful of snacks as he watched his two erstwhile pupils swell to double their size then with a sickening pop of connective tissue, start growing in earnest. He quaffed his ale to the sound of their agonized screams. He nibbled on nuts as their magically growing bodies swelled and bulged and snapped in unimaginably grotesque ways. He lazily raised his hand and constructed a shield spell when their too-human bones and muscles could no longer support their enormous weight and one by one they toppled to the ground breaking branches, small trees and terrified animals on the way down. 
            Very few make it to Truly Diabolic Master. Arnold is one of the reasons why.